the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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