he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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