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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I need a burrito and a hug.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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