I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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