This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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