ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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