i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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