his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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