I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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