Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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