Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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