brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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