first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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