Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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