it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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