Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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