I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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