is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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