Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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