Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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