The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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