break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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