Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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