dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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