guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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