I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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