How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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