I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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