If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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