Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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