I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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