in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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