Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i black out too much to be "responsible"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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