i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Michael Bay diarrhea
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Randomize