I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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