it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you win again, gameday.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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