she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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