Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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