I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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