Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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