i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You pole danced in your parka.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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