i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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