You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
that is very illegal...i love you.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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