He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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