the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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