My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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