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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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