Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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