I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
