you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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