Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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