is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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