i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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