chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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