did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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