Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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