no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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