if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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