Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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